Microblog

  • Recurring thought in my mind: how did everyone become so hateful? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just played foosball with my father in law for a good hour and it was the best thing ever. I miss socializing and talking shit... and beating people in foosball. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Apple messages + moms = lots of very important notifications. t.co/YpjtE5gGm3 posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • One of my best buds just dropped off a ton of ice, a camp stove, propane, battery chargers, a lantern, water, and charcoal. Right after he left, our power came back on, hahah. 54 hours down. Don’t take electricity for granted. Maybe figure out a backup plan for when it goes away. posted 5 years ago - 6 comments

  • That moment when you realize that your hot water is made hot by electricity... 52 hours in. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @BlackSaddleBike Thank you, can I get a tracking number? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Plz send photos of you using electricity so that we can remember what it’s like posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Goin on 36 hours without power. Thankful that we have a basement that stays relatively cool to sleep in tonight. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Ice is the new toilet paper in my city. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • The last time I derecho’d was 2014. Delayed flight from Chicago to Vegas to see my mom get married by Elvis... It was much cooler than this 2020, racist, covid, pandemic, trump, no power, depression, derecho. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I’ve never seen trees just snapped in half like they are around Des Moines right now... we’re now 8 hours without power, internet or cell service. What a crazy storm that was. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • Wow, sure didn’t take long to start hearing the chainsaws rolling after that gnarly storm. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Pandemic birthday reflection - Giving a fuck is increasingly harder. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @MPilonn Aw tits! posted 5 years ago - reply

  • There's a concerning number of Trump signs in rural Minnesota. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want dew-ski. 👏 👏👏 👏👏 👏👏 👏 posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • A blonde woman walking in my neighborhood tonight repeatedly asked me if my car went 200... and I honestly have no idea if I was in a mid-90s stereotype SNL skit or if she was trolling me. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • One thing that I’ve really enjoyed during this pandemic is watching terrible people getting much better at outing themselves. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • This man is a liar and a cheat. t.co/cL9QL4QgIN posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • The best way to make toast is with a microwave. posted 5 years ago - reply