I’ve never seen trees just snapped in half like they are around Des Moines right now... we’re now 8 hours without power, internet or cell service. What a crazy storm that was.
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Wow, sure didn’t take long to start hearing the chainsaws rolling after that gnarly storm.
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Pandemic birthday reflection - Giving a fuck is increasingly harder.
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A blonde woman walking in my neighborhood tonight repeatedly asked me if my car went 200... and I honestly have no idea if I was in a mid-90s stereotype SNL skit or if she was trolling me.
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One thing that I’ve really enjoyed during this pandemic is watching terrible people getting much better at outing themselves.
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Side note: Soap Shoes kicked off my development career.
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I got premier status on United this year! ... oh. wait.
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Last night I dreamt that Saucony bought out the Soap Shoes brand and started making grind shoes again. It was very exciting.
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Pro construction tip: put your hair back when using expanding spray foam.
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And now... my wife's airpods have mysteriously renamed themselves to: Jesus Christ's AirPods Pro #2... t.co/hRVw7BVYUC
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What if this whole strange world we're living in is just a way to keep us out of restaurants long enough to forget about straws?
Soon everyone will emerge, drinking out of regular cups and the turtles will be THRIVING.
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Woke up with a fierce need to do pigeon pose, so I did pigeon pose right in my bed.
My body (and brain) miss yoga.
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