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  • @ItsFlo no posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Whenever someone asks me why I don't have kids... t.co/F2RRx2vYB5 posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Taking my dog to the vet today felt like the sketchiest thing that I’ve done during this pandemic... but the receptionist, who was eating, wiping her nose, sharing her phone, and printing my receipt all at the same time would’ve been gross *without* the pandemic. posted 5 years ago - 7 comments

  • tfw you wake up in the middle of the night, laying on your patio furniture. bug bites. relaxed. time for real bed. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • But, at least the racist, Steve King lost in the Iowa Primary today. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Today, I tried to reason with a Trump supporting family member on Facebook (I know, I know) and this may come as a surprise, but it was not productive. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • While our president throws childish fits on Twitter, you can find some true leadership here. t.co/3ZD1e2lCJ1 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump Fuck the fuck off posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just accidentally drove right in between a mass of protesters and the DMPD in full riot gear. Tons of business are boarded up. Curfew goes into effect in 15... This should be interesting. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Do me a favor. Queue up the track, So Alive by Love and Rockets. Turn your volume way up, push play and enjoy. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • Today was Kari's last day of school and she said, "I want you to BUY me dinner tonight!" ... So we're ordering our first, "not pizza" since early March. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton Do u even thread, bro? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • I could really go for a caramel delite or 12 right about now. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • United States, my asshole. Fuck racism, fuck bigotry, and fuck our lack of proper leadership. The current state of this country is the real trickle down effect. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Range Rover software is infuriating. posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • Humans are disgusting. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @arkmashton t.co/wujH64Cdkp posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I need to get on bicycle. The weather is not helping. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @fablednet Better look? Y/N t.co/3kPIHtW3iP posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Listen to any Black Rebel Motorcycle Club album. Front to back. Just do it. posted 5 years ago - reply