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  • @realDonaldTrump I get the impression that most of the world doesn’t like you. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • The longer I quarantine, the less desire I have to hang out with anyone. I am becoming an actual hermit boi. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • I LOVE DAIKONS. THERE. I SAID IT. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @ThriftedWisdom 🤦‍♂️ So, on a scale of 1 to douchebag how would you rate the guy who owns all 3? posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @realDonaldTrump I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • I just ate a slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza for the first time in months and hole. e. shit. so. damned. good. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I took the day off to finish up a bunch of painting today... and I think I like painting more than I like computers. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I love having a phone. t.co/0U1Wua4l9Y posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Sometimes it’s easy to get caught up in the monotony of working for a big corporation, but stances and actions like this make me incredibly proud to work for PayPal. t.co/JSeqMtBdx6 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • But I do have a dog... t.co/uC7ihKd8ry posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @ItsFlo no posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Whenever someone asks me why I don't have kids... t.co/F2RRx2vYB5 posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Taking my dog to the vet today felt like the sketchiest thing that I’ve done during this pandemic... but the receptionist, who was eating, wiping her nose, sharing her phone, and printing my receipt all at the same time would’ve been gross *without* the pandemic. posted 5 years ago - 7 comments

  • tfw you wake up in the middle of the night, laying on your patio furniture. bug bites. relaxed. time for real bed. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • But, at least the racist, Steve King lost in the Iowa Primary today. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Today, I tried to reason with a Trump supporting family member on Facebook (I know, I know) and this may come as a surprise, but it was not productive. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • While our president throws childish fits on Twitter, you can find some true leadership here. t.co/3ZD1e2lCJ1 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump Fuck the fuck off posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just accidentally drove right in between a mass of protesters and the DMPD in full riot gear. Tons of business are boarded up. Curfew goes into effect in 15... This should be interesting. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Do me a favor. Queue up the track, So Alive by Love and Rockets. Turn your volume way up, push play and enjoy. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments