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  • This whole pandemic is just reaffirming how weird we all are. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • When do you think you’re gonna get COVID-19? posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • IT’S FRIDAY posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Today’s annoyances: - my job - faulty product design - shitty tech support Today’s non-annoyances: - the sun being out - cruising in the Jeep with Kari and Garth Brooks - having whiskey to drink posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • @xianrenaud Sunbasket has been saving us posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Hey, I think you're pretty neat, but I respect your distance. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton I've been playing yardwork and housework. Both very satisfying. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • what the fuck is animal crossing posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • I got some airpods. This is what they were called when I opened them up and I have no idea why. t.co/7n47zHNhgj posted 5 years ago - 6 comments

  • anyone else using quarantine to let all of your hairs go completely unkept? This beard's gettin real gnarly. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • This weekend I ran more CAT6 through my house, chainsawed some trees, did some internet shopping, made cocktails, made pizzas, drank beer, and did lots of video chatting. It was productive... and boring. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Last night I dreamt about high fives and hand shakes. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • @ThriftedWisdom 😕 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Before you die, consider eating shit. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @downtownDSMUSA I miss downtown Des Moines, Iowa. (P.S. DSMUSA is corny af) posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just 1 week ago, this stable genius predicted that the US would have more confirmed cases of COVID-19 than any country in the world. twitter.com/realDona...127746 posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • @harper I mean, dude literally said this would happen 1 week ago. t.co/U3omFsxGwB posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • So... is our bitch boy president gonna revert back to the Make America Great Again slogan? ... or keep rolling with the Keep America Great one? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Quarantine stand. Yesterday: made pizza at home. Increased the amount of Sunbasket meals that we get. Showered. Today: installed a bidet. Ordered homebrew supplies. Brushed my teeth. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Did you shower today? No. Did you shower yesterday? Umm. I don’t remember... shit. No... No I didn’t. posted 5 years ago - reply