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  • This weekend I ran more CAT6 through my house, chainsawed some trees, did some internet shopping, made cocktails, made pizzas, drank beer, and did lots of video chatting. It was productive... and boring. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Last night I dreamt about high fives and hand shakes. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • @ThriftedWisdom 😕 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Before you die, consider eating shit. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @downtownDSMUSA I miss downtown Des Moines, Iowa. (P.S. DSMUSA is corny af) posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just 1 week ago, this stable genius predicted that the US would have more confirmed cases of COVID-19 than any country in the world. twitter.com/realDona...127746 posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • @harper I mean, dude literally said this would happen 1 week ago. t.co/U3omFsxGwB posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • So... is our bitch boy president gonna revert back to the Make America Great Again slogan? ... or keep rolling with the Keep America Great one? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Quarantine stand. Yesterday: made pizza at home. Increased the amount of Sunbasket meals that we get. Showered. Today: installed a bidet. Ordered homebrew supplies. Brushed my teeth. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Did you shower today? No. Did you shower yesterday? Umm. I don’t remember... shit. No... No I didn’t. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Were any of y'all smart enough to sell off a bunch of stock in January/February? I sure as shit wasn't. 😭 posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • iOS is nice because there are never any bugs. t.co/YmecN8coG0 posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • gosh, good internet connections are nice. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Is it insensitive to say that you have cabin fever rn? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Swarm/Foursquare is now giving 0 points for check-ins and telling you to stay home, lol. Well played. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Someone carved the words “cool whip” into a birch tree on this property and I can’t stop thinking about why anyone would’ve done that. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • Thinking about sending an email to everyone in my address book about how I’m personally dealing with COVID-19. 🤔 posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • Just ordered a bidet cause y’all are crazy people. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Have y’all really never stayed home for 3 straight days before? posted 5 years ago - 5 comments