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  • Motivation: low Boredom: high posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Oh, yea. If you don’t want the reminder, just mute it dummy! posted 6 years ago - reply

  • there's nothin like a giant reply-all email thread of people asking to be removed from the giant reply-all email thread, to remind you that you work for a giant corporation. posted 6 years ago - 6 comments

  • Last night I had a bad dream that I was a manager. Ugh. It was awful. posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

  • @Lutron YASSSSSS. when can i buy motion the sensors? posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • I LOVE EATING EGGS posted 6 years ago - reply

  • LUTRON LAUNCHED CASETA MOTION SENSORS posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • New Year Resolutioners @ the gym. facemelt.gif posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton Ew posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • @djdiverse Doug Demuro is the best. Unfortunately, He’s also the most annoying posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Ugh. Guess I have to go back to work today... Life is hard. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • So we have “real“ Donald Trump tryin to flex and threaten a country on the Internet for likes and retweets. So official! lol. We continue to live in strange times led by a child. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Lunacy aside, the part that kills me is that he doesn’t even have a good Twitter handle. Dude had to prefix his actual name with the word “real.” posted 6 years ago - reply

  • So, the guy who is supposed to be the “most powerful man in the world” is using his personal Twitter account to bully another country and threaten war... posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • @dollcraftcraig That’s nice posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @RIOzay Bite me posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Today I am going to listen to some chill music, do some yoga, and not eat/drink like an asshole... and maybe go for a gravel road cruise in the Jeep. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • @realDonaldTrump Happy new year, ya queef. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • The best part of 2020 so far is that this cool girl that I know braided my hair and now I look sexy. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment