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  • I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Ugh. Guess I have to go back to work today... Life is hard. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • So we have “real“ Donald Trump tryin to flex and threaten a country on the Internet for likes and retweets. So official! lol. We continue to live in strange times led by a child. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Lunacy aside, the part that kills me is that he doesn’t even have a good Twitter handle. Dude had to prefix his actual name with the word “real.” posted 5 years ago - reply

  • So, the guy who is supposed to be the “most powerful man in the world” is using his personal Twitter account to bully another country and threaten war... posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @dollcraftcraig That’s nice posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @RIOzay Bite me posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Today I am going to listen to some chill music, do some yoga, and not eat/drink like an asshole... and maybe go for a gravel road cruise in the Jeep. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @realDonaldTrump Happy new year, ya queef. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • The best part of 2020 so far is that this cool girl that I know braided my hair and now I look sexy. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Winter hobby: get fat posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • It’s cool to call trophies hardware. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Hi, can I get a camping world bowl to go please? posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • I just bought wheels for my Jeep on Amazon prime. What a world. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • The answer to, “should I go to yoga today?” is always, “yes.” posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I am very excited for a week and a half of Saturdays. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • Just got to test out my new pressure washer because it’s 60 degrees and Sunny on Christmas Day in Iowa... so weird. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I have so many throwaway photos on my iPhone that would’ve worked on my pixel 3. Shit is frustrating, man. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Kari: Wanna get a limo and a bunch of onesies for Christmas this year? Me: ... yea t.co/XNAtc7b3Iu posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Wheel shopping is hard posted 6 years ago - 8 comments