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  • @iandees Soffits typically have many ventilation holes already. Don't worry but the bugs, they are already there... but yeah, a grommet will make it look nice. Check an automotive store if you can't find one at a hardware store. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @MPilonn GODD. DAMMIT. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • It's been a long time since I've cared about computers. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Just installed ceiling fans in my garage.. like a normal person does. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Send pizza posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • I've been listening to house music, wiring up a bunch of new lighting, and gyrating around my house for about 2 days straight. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Kari made meatloaf posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • I literally have no idea why I use Google voice anymore... I don't think it provides any utility? posted 6 years ago - 11 comments

  • I never feel more alive than when I'm entering my 2-factor auth code right when it's about to expire. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump Suck a fart out of my asshole! posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @harper Turn a light on, ya goof posted 6 years ago - reply

  • I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed now. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • @dollcraftcraig That's really good to hear posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Just paid off my car because the connection between BMW financial services and @mint kept breaking and it was driving me crazy posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Feels like a Friday posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Tonight at dinner this woman pulled my shirt sleeves up to look at my tattoos and then told me I should have them removed and to cut my hair. I was like... ok boomer. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • My @ring doorbell broke during my city's weird version of Halloween. Great job, ring. Sorry trick-or-treaters. posted 6 years ago - 6 comments

  • @BlackSaddleBike Looks like a boner posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • If I'm taking off my underwear, you can bet your ass that I'm flicking it off my toes for an alley-oop one handed slam dunk into my hamper. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Garth Brooks just picked up half of a (bunny?) on our walk. Just trotting along with straight intestines hanging out of his mouth until he swallowed the whole thing in about 1 gulp. So gross, lol posted 6 years ago - 1 comment