Just paid off my car because the connection between BMW financial services and @mint kept breaking and it was driving me crazy
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Tonight at dinner this woman pulled my shirt sleeves up to look at my tattoos and then told me I should have them removed and to cut my hair. I was like... ok boomer.
posted 6 years ago
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My @ring doorbell broke during my city's weird version of Halloween. Great job, ring. Sorry trick-or-treaters.
posted 6 years ago
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If I'm taking off my underwear, you can bet your ass that I'm flicking it off my toes for an alley-oop one handed slam dunk into my hamper.
posted 6 years ago
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Garth Brooks just picked up half of a (bunny?) on our walk. Just trotting along with straight intestines hanging out of his mouth until he swallowed the whole thing in about 1 gulp. So gross, lol
posted 6 years ago
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Cancelled my weekend travel plans so I could stay home alone and tinker on house projects. I could not be more excited about this.
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Everybody's gotta hear the shit on WBALLZ
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i ordered vermicelli salad and spring rolls from this vietnamese spot and the hostess called me out for basically ordering the same thing twice... feeling so owned right now.
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My new hobby is: trying to cancel everything in my social life to relax at home for a bit
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