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  • Successfully fishing wire through walls with no demolition is incredibly satisfying.. Also, I really enjoy home electrical work. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • What do you call the low-carb diet that allows pizza and beer? That's what I'm on now. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • My keyboard just died while closing 1 of my 6,000 Chrome tabs with cmd+W... and then I watched in dismay as my computer thought I was holding down the key combo and individually closed the rest of my tabs. ☠️ posted 6 years ago - 10 comments

  • @harper Books are so much better than movies, riiiight? posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Venmo hack week was super rad... but I am very excited to be flying home for a week or so. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @Plainmitch If the parents' parents are still alive, I think you're supposed to bite one of them. If they're not, you bite the dad and then give him a snake bite. Real hard. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • I love reading the news t.co/gg8WXiwnsg posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Whew. It was great to spend 2 nights in my own bed! ...and I am somehow not jetlagged. Next: Chicago for the week. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • While we were away, a cricket moved into our house and is makin those cricket-ass leg noises. Feels like camping.. and I dig it. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • @ThriftedWisdom @tinyscowls Tacomas are nice trucks! with a high resale value! posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Laying in my own bed... Feels good, man. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Back in the States. Instantly reminded that we Americans are fat and unhealthy. posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • Me: why do you know so much about American politics? This Australian dude: It's just great sport... It's great theater. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Get kicked out of pool ☑️ posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • In Japan, it's already my birthday! Plans for the day are: get kicked out of the hotel pool for having tattoos and then head back to Tokyo for fancy sushis and more exploring with @kbroox. posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

  • @Plainmitch Hi, excuse me.. I would REALLY like to lick either your tongue, ear, belly button, or eyeball. Which would you prefer? posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Having a bento box and a beer while going 150mph on a bullet train... Japan has it figured out. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Me: wow, that was a really tasty white fish. Harper: I know, right?? Hiromi: that was raw chicken. Me and Harper: ... huh posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Just ate Matsusaka beef and died. ☠️ posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • THE DEWSK OF THE EAST t.co/i9DHXcbA8n posted 6 years ago - 1 comment