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  • The cameras on this iPhone 11 pro are so damned tempting. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • One time, when I was a kid, I was doing something to really piss my dad off. In a fit of rage, he yelled, "Derek! Enough is ENOUGH! And when I say enough is enough, that means enough is ENOUGH!" ... I will never forget how hilarious I found that response to be. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • This new Post Malone album is way too whiny boy for me. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • That feeling when you realize that all of your weekends are booked for the next 2 months. t.co/YVH9BKtASe posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Paul Stanley too. So ridic. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Gene Simmons is a BEAST, man. 70 years old and rocking so goddamned hard. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Last Christmas Eve, Kari, her parents, my mom, Rod, and I all drank a bottle of Templeton rye and bought tickets to a KISS concert. We are now at that KISS concert. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Not having a voice is v annoying. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • How to enjoy a holiday weekend: get cold, lose voice, tweak a back muscle posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • This is a portrait of what childhood was like growing up along the Mississippi River t.co/W424KLFEpc posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • I had my dog, Garth Brooks illustrated like a Garth Brooks album cover. t.co/CRlyuM8iQo posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Heading home after a productive couple days at PayPal HQ. Excited for the long weekend! posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Paydays are cool. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • San Jose is weird, man. Nice weather tho. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

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  • I accidentally just dine & dashed because I'm an airhead. Waitress straight up chased me down while I was walking to my car. 🤦‍♂️ posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Ever order something from Amazon and they say it'll be there in 2 days, but it doesn't arrive, so you check your orders and they say that they haven't shipped it but they'll ship it some day and then you say, "GODDD... DAMMIT" ? posted 6 years ago - reply

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  • Just did yoga for the first time in a month and I am dead now. Plz send flowers to @kbroox. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Did @google really turn off reminders for gsuite accounts? t.co/CUpp3xRsxZ posted 6 years ago - 4 comments