Microblog

  • Currently getting my garage floors epoxied and I'm probably more excited about this than any other home renovation that we've done. posted 6 years ago - 7 comments

  • I take my shirt off to brush my teeth posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • I think I've made a mistake... I cannot stop shopping for Jeep parts. posted 6 years ago - 10 comments

  • 4-year vest: complete. Feels good to be a free agent again. posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

  • Put 1,000+ miles on the new Jeep this weekend! Road tripped through Iowa, Illinois and Minnesota to see some shows, go to a wedding, and hang with a lot of great friends. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • This woman at this wedding just told me that I looked like the dude from Deadpool. I assume she meant scarred up Ryan Reynolds and not TJ Miller. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • @kinsteronline Mind blowing too. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @kinsteronline That play was mine blowing posted 6 years ago - reply

  • We all know the rain delays and the field goals were just to make Iowa State feel good about their lead. #hawkEYEnation posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • My favorite part about calling the IRS is listening to their repetitive hold music for an hour. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • I really thought that 2019 was gonna be the year that I'd get to kick back and hang out more... Now shooting for 2020... or hopefully some time before I turn 40. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • The cameras on this iPhone 11 pro are so damned tempting. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • One time, when I was a kid, I was doing something to really piss my dad off. In a fit of rage, he yelled, "Derek! Enough is ENOUGH! And when I say enough is enough, that means enough is ENOUGH!" ... I will never forget how hilarious I found that response to be. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • This new Post Malone album is way too whiny boy for me. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • That feeling when you realize that all of your weekends are booked for the next 2 months. t.co/YVH9BKtASe posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Paul Stanley too. So ridic. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Gene Simmons is a BEAST, man. 70 years old and rocking so goddamned hard. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Last Christmas Eve, Kari, her parents, my mom, Rod, and I all drank a bottle of Templeton rye and bought tickets to a KISS concert. We are now at that KISS concert. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • Not having a voice is v annoying. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • How to enjoy a holiday weekend: get cold, lose voice, tweak a back muscle posted 6 years ago - 3 comments