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• Tonight I got drilled in the calf with a softball while running to first. I was safe tho. posted 6 years ago - reply

• i just brushed my hair and my teeth AT THE SAME DAMN TIME posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

• I enjoy being an american. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• 🚨 T MINUS 1 MONTH TIL MY BIRTHDAY 🧜‍♀️ posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• @Plainmitch Right in the mouth posted 6 years ago - reply

• @iandees @jdkunesh Mylar curtains posted 6 years ago - reply

• @tzsfo Dammit. We're heading to Japan in a few weeks. We should've planned this better. posted 6 years ago - reply

• @JShinbot 🔥 Do you have home automations or lighting that would look haunting to a kids from outside? posted 6 years ago - reply

• I wanna go to a yoga class where farting is strongly encouraged. Hot fart yoga. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @Plainmitch @Twitter 🖕 posted 6 years ago - reply

• I've had my phone on full silent mode for weeks. No interruptions. Information and communication only when I want. It is beautiful. posted 6 years ago - reply

• @Plainmitch Sounds fun. posted 6 years ago - reply

• POOL TIME posted 6 years ago - reply

• Does anyone make a good pocket fitness tracker anymore? I don't want a dorky bracelet or watch posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

• I just ate a chik-fil-a sandwich, said, "goddamn that was good" and then ate a second chik-fil-a sandwich posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• Kari comes home today!! This will be very good for my health. posted 6 years ago - reply

• I cannot wait to remodel my garage. posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

• OK. Kari's outta town for the next FIVE DAYS. Who wants to party, play video games, wrestle, swim, grill some pizzas, blare some terrible music, and set my house on fire? posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

• Not gonna lie... It's pretty damned fun having a Range Rover during storms like these. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Thank God, it's finally raining. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment