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• @Plainmitch @Twitter 🖕 posted 6 years ago - reply

• I've had my phone on full silent mode for weeks. No interruptions. Information and communication only when I want. It is beautiful. posted 6 years ago - reply

• @Plainmitch Sounds fun. posted 6 years ago - reply

• POOL TIME posted 6 years ago - reply

• Does anyone make a good pocket fitness tracker anymore? I don't want a dorky bracelet or watch posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

• I just ate a chik-fil-a sandwich, said, "goddamn that was good" and then ate a second chik-fil-a sandwich posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• Kari comes home today!! This will be very good for my health. posted 6 years ago - reply

• I cannot wait to remodel my garage. posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

• OK. Kari's outta town for the next FIVE DAYS. Who wants to party, play video games, wrestle, swim, grill some pizzas, blare some terrible music, and set my house on fire? posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

• Not gonna lie... It's pretty damned fun having a Range Rover during storms like these. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Thank God, it's finally raining. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @iandees ☹️ posted 6 years ago - reply

• @tolar Time for upgraaaaaaaades posted 6 years ago - reply

• Dudes. Kari just left town for the night. Let's party and trash my house. posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

• I've been doing this thing lately where I go to bed by midnight and then wake up by 9. It's wild. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• Just wired my garage up for a tesla... Just in case. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @realDonaldTrump shut. up. bitch. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Last night, I drunkenly bid on a custom painted piano and wound up winning... I have no idea where I'm gonna put this thing. t.co/xCqSc18jR5 posted 6 years ago - 6 comments

• I really wish I would've learned how to bounce my ass before this @bigfreedia show. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• Just finished putting down 54 bags of mulch... and I am now wondering if that fancy landscape design was such a good idea. posted 6 years ago - reply