Microblog

  • I took the day off just to work on my house and it feels awesome. posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

  • Folding women's clothing is one of the most confusing things I've done. These shapes and textures don't make any sense. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • I would like to go back in time and decide to *not* buy + hang + finish 11 solid core doors in my already finished basement. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • DaBaby is better than Lil Baby posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Can you imagine anything better than a diet mountain dew? posted 6 years ago - 5 comments

  • Come on Eileen posted 6 years ago - reply

  • These girls were just hitting on our Uber driver from the sidewalk. Kari convinced him to stop and check out the situation. We are now sitting in the backseat while he's on the curb putting his mack down. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • A couple of my neighbors' cameras caught some dude peeping in windows late last night... It's been an exciting morning on the ol cul-de-sac. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • @harper @Pharrell, plz help posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Man. Nipsey Hussle tweets, "Having strong enemies is a blessing" and then gets shot up a couple hours later... I always thought that dude should've been way bigger than he was. RIP. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @harper 🖐️ posted 6 years ago - reply

  • I'm gonna go to bed riiiiiiiiiight NOW posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

  • Weezer are goddamn nerds, man... pretty good tho. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • The world is a small place, man. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • Imagine this important moment in history... "We're going to make bigger cans of beer. What should we call them?" "tall boys" posted 6 years ago - 4 comments

  • I was in bed for 12 hours last night. Hoping for 11 tonight... stupid 9:30 meeting. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

  • "turn it up Brooks! Dixie chicken! Brooks you bitch!" - my my beloved father-in-law posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • Basketball would be a lot better if they would get rid of all the whiney boy foul rules. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

  • I regret drinking that vodka free energy drink at 10pm. posted 6 years ago - reply

  • @TheKevinSwitzer Captain Badass is a marvel. posted 6 years ago - reply