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• Houses are the worst. Why do we buy them? posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• Weekend gluttony posted 6 years ago - reply

• Feels good to wiz hard posted 6 years ago - 3 comments

• @keithaobrien On a Thursday!? posted 6 years ago - reply

• TEE GEE EYE EFF posted 6 years ago - reply

• I am eating a vinegar pie. This is a new experience for me. posted 6 years ago - 2 comments

• I am really not a fan of bullshit. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Are there brownouts happening in Des Moines? My lights are randomly cutting out and doing weird shit today... or I am going insane. Maybe #2. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Yoga is the best. I need more. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Whew, ok... No travel planned for 2 months. posted 6 years ago - reply

• @realDonaldTrump shut up, bitch posted 6 years ago - reply

• IT'S FREEZING AGAIN posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• 🚨🚨🚨 IT'S ABOVE FREEZING OUTSIDE 🚨🚨🚨 posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• Did you know that Chihuahua cheese comes from the milk of actual Chihuahuas? posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @geoffwood They're not wrong tho posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ for giving us Miley Cyrus. posted 6 years ago - reply

• One of my favorite parts about hanging in rural Minnesota is: snowmobile fashion. posted 6 years ago - reply

• Bock Fest weekend. August Schell Brewery. New Ulm, Minnesota. posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @harper Yep posted 6 years ago - 1 comment

• @dollcraftcraig @WestoAdam Aren't they technically the only wing? posted 6 years ago - 2 comments