The neighboring state tour continues. The next few weeks: Kansas City, Chicago, Minnesota, Quad Cities.
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My body feels like I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and ate all of the meat tonight... which makes sense because that is exactly what I did. 🥵
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A month ago: I wonder when winter is gonna start.
Today: I have shoveled more snow this year than I have in the last decade.
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Also, I had to pull a splinter out of my wife's ass tonight.
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When you tell your old man Uber driver that you're the house with Christmas lights still on right in front of him and he pulls into the wrong driveway and says, "I can't see colors too well." 😲
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Upcoming shows that I have tickets for: Weezer, DMX, Cardi B, KISS... Gonna be a weird year for shows.
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Every time I get to a good stopping point on a remodeling project at home, I spend the next hour or so just lookin at it.
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Overtime. 31-31 Shots on goal. Blackhawks beat the Wild 4-3. That was the best hockey game I've been to
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imagine what it'd be like if people would just stfu about politics for a minute.
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@crutt @bbeaulieu +1. Mostly not useful. I find myself accidentally tapping touchbar buttons all the time too, which is super annoying. Touch ID is the only good part IMO.
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