Tonight, I ordered a slice of pizza called, "the ass blaster." It was tasty.
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JIRA is the worst piece of software I have ever used
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@indirect IMO, you're missing the classification of 2 baked planes perpendicular to each other. these would better classify slices of pumpkin pie, cheese cake, deep dish pizza, and other quiches.
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dear @lutron, plz give us caseta motion sensors and in-wall outlets. 💙
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How many times can you tell your dog he's a good boy before it loses its meaning?
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My coworking space is helping out 3 families in need this Christmas. Read about them here (and plz consider donating a few dollars): www.gravitatecoworki.../adopt
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Today in yoga class, the old woman next to me ripped a big ol fart. It was beautiful.
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last night, in an attempt to not be fat butts, kari and i ordered a medium pizza instead of our usual large, but... the pizza place messed up and paid us back by bringing us 2 pizzas for the price of one. #foreverfatbutts
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The software that powers Range Rover infotainment systems is some of the buggiest shit I've ever seen. It is unreal.
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... that feelin when you pull your brand new, stupid ass, cell phone out of your back pocket to find the screen is split.
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Just kegged the latest homebrews. A super tasty Belgian pale, and a strawberry milkshake IPA. One of the most interesting beers we've made.
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