Is it scientifically possible to replace my fingernails with gold?
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Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces.
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*shots offered amongst friends*
Me: I would not like a shot!
Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. You're having a shot.
Me: ... ok
posted 7 years ago
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I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable.
posted 7 years ago
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Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be.
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I kinda wish this holiday weekend had 5 more days left.
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I really wish that Google treated gsuite accounts like real Google accounts.
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One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point.
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Hell is an eternity of driving across the state of Iowa on interstate 80.
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Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (using a capital i in place of the L) and is trolling everyone. "sIackbot is typing..."
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That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs.
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