Microblog

  • @Omartheowl Did you shit your pants last night? posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • I have eaten a slice of taco pizza every 2 hours since I woke up today... I don't know if this is sustainable. posted 7 years ago - 10 comments

  • Twitter just reminded me that I joined 12 years ago... and I'm now thinking about how much more fun this service used to be. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • I kinda wish this holiday weekend had 5 more days left. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I really wish that Google treated gsuite accounts like real Google accounts. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • One of my absolute favorite things about the last few years has been watching "emails" become a contention point. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Hell is an eternity of driving across the state of Iowa on interstate 80. posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

  • Someone at my office changed their slack avatar to the slackbot one and their handle + display name to sIackbot (using a capital i in place of the L) and is trolling everyone. "sIackbot is typing..." posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I used a fulcrum today. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • That feeling when you step out of your car in public, notice your feet are cold AF, and then realize that you're wearing your house Crocs. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up how my package was delivered, lol t.co/bVsHs2B1jK posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

  • Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

  • Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight routine. It's the simplest/best automation I've done in a while. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @realDonaldTrump why are you such an enormous bitch? posted 7 years ago - reply

  • i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Trump's winning 2020 for sure. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Get out the boat posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Me: I'm gonna go to bed early! *Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts tinkering with automations* ... and now it's past midnight posted 7 years ago - reply

  • One of my favorite things to do is, put my laptop away after work on Friday and then not touch a computer again for the rest of the weekend. posted 7 years ago - reply