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  • Dogs are a pain in the ass, man. I often wonder why we put up with these little assholes. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I am more excited about spearmint scented urinal mats than I am about almost every single recent tech innovation. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Why is watching TV still so goddamned confusing? posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Kari is about to lose her shit after buying a bunch of streaming services and not being able to watch the Iowa football game. Guess we better find a bar or somethin. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Good morning, pay day 🤑 posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Denver is a really great place. My coworkers are super rad. This has been a good week. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I am at a terrible EDM show at Red Rocks with a bunch of coworkers that are 10-15 years younger than me... It is amazing posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Just ordered an espresso. Jesus Christ. This shit is not tasty. I hope it feels good tho. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Sugar free red bull tastes really weird without vodka in it posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton Didn't you win Jeopardy? posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • I'm in Denver with no plans til tomorrow morning. What should I do? Anyone wanna hang? posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

  • I joined a gym to start doing yoga just over a year ago and have been going 2-3 times a week ever since... It's nothing intense and I'm not super fit, but it really feels good, man. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Technology has not been my friend lately posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I just think my car drives better when it's going 20+ mph over any given speed limit. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Adding 2 great horned owls to the list of rad wildlife we've seen in our back yard. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • The dealership just told me that the tires need replaced on my M4... they only have 12,500 miles on them. lol. 😬 posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • YMCA locker room update: there's a bent over, butt ass naked dude in here blow drying his toes. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @Buythebicycle Put down your phone to cut weight posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I've been a part of PayPal for 3 years. 😮 posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • There is no one sleepier than me right now. #1 sleepiest dude in the universe. World champion sleepy head. v sleepy. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment