Bout to use a computer for the first time in 5 days. It was a nice break. Let's see how this goes.
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Today: drove home from Chicago, mowed the lawn, re-seeded the back yard, and killed a couple dozen stink bugs... but most importantly, I think I found and blocked the stink bugs' secret entrance into our house. 🤞
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The drive home from Chicago always goes like this...
Illinois: we don't know how to build interstates.
Iowa: we don't know how to drive on interstates.
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Headin home after a beautiful weekend in Chicago.
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I am currently eating brunch at a hip hop club. It is the loudest brunch I have ever been to.
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Currently watching the devil himself rock it on the keys. Jerry Lee Lewis.
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Whoa, t-mobile finally acquired Iowa Wireless?? I got so many LTEs actually there state now. 📶🙌😍
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My buddy, @TheKevinSwitzer gets to hang with @AndrewWK before a show in Florida and wants me to fly down for it, but I also get to see Andrew WK perform at Riot Fest this weekend... and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Another awesome thing that gym locker room dudes do: give themselves little blue steel looks while they pass by mirrors shirtless.
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What's the deal with smokers giving absolutely no fucks about littering?
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Burt's bees feels a lot better on your lips than it does on your eyeballs
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My Uber driver is listening to a playlist called, nonstop sentimental love songs. I am completely sober and really wishing I would've just driven my own damn self.
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