Microblog

  • I am my happiest when I am driving my car like a complete asshole... To everyone else on the road, I am sorry. Sorta. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I just got a La Croix out of my fridge. It is now somewhere in my house, but I have no idea where. posted 7 years ago - 10 comments

  • why? www.gq.com/story/zac...-woods posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I honestly think the most exciting part of the Riot Fest lineup announcement is The Aquabats. Been wanting to see those dudes live for years. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • It's good to see a racist fall. You deserve it. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • My first 3 vehicles were cheaper than this small device that simply helps my wife (with MS) walk normally. I'm super thankful that this technology exists, but I'm also angry about how cost prohibitive it is for folks less fortunate. t.co/jDVVLFMDLv posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @Omartheowl That x-wing is 🔥🔥🔥 posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • I just had a s'more with dark chocolate, sea salt, walnuts and bacon. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • "why do they make a plant that looks like a burger, when you can just eat a plant?" - this kid at this BBQ trying to figure out the veggie burgers. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • What's the deal with hazy pale ales. Why is this cool now? posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @kinsteronline Jesus Christ. Get out now posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I ate Thai, Indian, and Indonesian food today. I am very pleased with this. posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

  • Wearing drop crotch stretch capri shorts to yoga was a bad choice. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Thinking about getting super buff and starting a motivational strong boy Instagram account... 🤔 posted 7 years ago - 7 comments

  • Amazon's "Frequently bought together" section is getting too good... Their temptation just tripled the size of my order in 1-click. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Goddammit posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Just completed a 4.59 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/ajb3zqo #Runkeeper posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am not a smart man posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Ever do boat pose on a toilet? posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • "Your shirt is totally see through... I can see your nipples." - kari, on the shirt I've apparently been awkwardly wearing around all day posted 7 years ago - reply