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  • This is the best thing I will see all day: youtu.be/zPJl2e38S4g posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I have never rolled a pigeon posted 7 years ago - reply

  • My Sonos has been skipping a lot when streaming tracks... which kinda makes the 90s hip hop I've been listening to extra nostalgic. posted 7 years ago - 9 comments

  • @aaronsalmon Important updates to TOS. If you quit me, you will be blackmailed. Love, Mark posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Which artists / art groups should I be following on Instagram? I want more art in my feed. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • I probably shouldn't have eaten that giant plate of curry as fast I as just did. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • "I feel good, sometimes I don't" is one of my favorite, super shitty rap lyrics ever written. Thank you, Drake. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Important message from the Iowa Department of Transportation t.co/8Tb4sfo14k posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Aside from touch ID, I don't think there's been a single time that the MacBook Pro touchbar has improved my efficiency... If anything, it's done the opposite. posted 7 years ago - 6 comments

  • @iandees I'm starting to believe he'll get a second term posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • This is what my dreams are like: youtu.be/WPbNGIh4Buc posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Left a good club scene to chill on the back patio with a cigar and the Post Malone album. This is better. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • 5 stars are no longer my default Uber rating. There are so many ghetto cars now. posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

  • Turn up some Scissor Sisters today. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Bluetooth headphones are really a game changer... Why didn't I do this sooner? posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • All I really wanna do right now is drive around and blare this Brick House Boyz mixtape. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I just bought a radar detector... and now I feel like I'm in high school. posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

  • Tonight, a girl told me that I looked like her ex-bf, Alex Pall... of the Chainsmokers... wut. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I just went to softball practice, and haven't swung a bat or fielded a ball since elementary school... This is gonna be an interesting season. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • @harper Instagram is already becoming Facebooky tho. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment