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  • I was supposed to fly to SFO via ORD on a Boeing 737 Max 9 today… it was canceled because United identified the aircraft to have loose bolts on the same door plug that just blew out of the Alaska Airlines flight. That could’ve been an adventure. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I scored tonight at broomball. And we won. Booyeah. Baby. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Heading to San Francisco tomorrow til Thursday. It’s been a minute since I’ve been to the bay. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @newz2000 Oh yeah. I can break it, but it takes a lot of effort. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • “Oh my God, you’re such a perfectionist. It’s exhausting,” Kari says to me, as I work on my chia pet. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @billwanjohi 💯💯 posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Shooters are pussies, man posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I wrote a boring blog about last year. Check it out or don't. It ain't that big of a whoop. derek.broox.com/blog...ut-fun posted 1 year ago - reply

  • my dog has learned that when i finally put pants/socks on for the day, he is about to get a walk. getting dressed has unexpectedly become a very exciting time for us. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Last day of holiday break. Goin for chill, quiet vibes all day. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @skabaru @harper My only car is a nearly 8 year old BMW posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I want a slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza and a big ol dewski… but I dunno if this is the way to set 2024 up for success. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I think 2024’s gonna be brutal. I hope I’m wrong though. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @iowastatepatrol Atta kid. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Kari is over here trying to tell me that I have boujee taste and I think she is wrong. Am I a boujee boy? posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @billwanjohi The sickest! posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I am at a hockey game and just saw a guy get a penalty for embellishment after getting tripped. I love this so much. Can we add it to lil baby boy soccer and basketball now? posted 1 year ago - reply

  • a lot of times when i'm drinking water, that good vibrations song by marky mark and the funky bunch plays in my head. but i substitute vibration for hydration. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Today, I got a massage where the therapist started increasingly applying pressure and told me to “say when.” I held out like I was getting freshly grated Parmesan all over my Italian dinner. She kicked my ass. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Before President James Polk went to bed on Dec. 28, 1846, he dipped his quill pen in ink and wrote in his diary: “Nothing much happened today.” That’s the day he signed a bill admitting Iowa as the 29th state in the Union. posted 1 year ago - reply