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  • Is anyone building dynamic personal web sites these days? If so, where are you hosting? What languages and frameworks are you building with? I really wanna rebuild my ancient site. posted 8 years ago - 12 comments

  • @braddwyer They should really be inductive docks/cradles. Something easy to set your phone on/in with 1 hand, that auto aligns the device. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • I was gifted a "Make America Great" hat tonight, and I must say, I was surprised at how satisfying it felt to put it on and become an instant troll. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper @tolar Kart posted 8 years ago - reply

  • Instead of getting winter wheels and tires for my car, I decided to just uber everywhere... I'm not entirely sure this was the right decision. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • @braddwyer I need a syntax checker for my tweets. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • So far this year I've lost about 1lb per day. If I can keep this up, I will finally reach my goal of weighing 0lbs by July. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Anyone else ever think that Cholula tastes kinda soapy? posted 8 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump Would you say it's bigger or smaller than your cock? posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • @JeppsonsMalort have you ever thought about making carbonated malört? posted 8 years ago - reply

  • It's pretty annoying to buy a new, signed, numbered piece of art and have it show up with bends in it. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • Whew. Glad the holiday season is over. Now I think it's time for a break from beer and breads and sugars and shit. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • Last New Year's day, I said that 2016 was super weird and that I hoped 2017 would be weird in a different way... I kinda regret that statement, but I'm making it again for 2018. Hopefully the second time's a charm. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • @braddwyer I've been this dude so many times, haha posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Just did what I thought was my first hot yoga class, but Kari told me that it was just a *warm* yoga class. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • My Lyft driver and I just watched some dude almost slide into a street light and then reverse out of the situation so hard that he jumped a curb and knocked over a street sign. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • I love that verse where Cardi B says she's the Trap Selena. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • Really didn't expect to be troubleshooting my tattoo shop's HVAC system this morning. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Much love to @AmericanAir for keeping the connecting gate open to make our 5 minute layover work. We're headin home! posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • Not super thrilled about the odds of missing our connecting flight home tonight. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments