It's pretty annoying to buy a new, signed, numbered piece of art and have it show up with bends in it.
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Whew. Glad the holiday season is over. Now I think it's time for a break from beer and breads and sugars and shit.
posted 7 years ago
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Last New Year's day, I said that 2016 was super weird and that I hoped 2017 would be weird in a different way... I kinda regret that statement, but I'm making it again for 2018. Hopefully the second time's a charm.
posted 7 years ago
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Just did what I thought was my first hot yoga class, but Kari told me that it was just a *warm* yoga class.
posted 7 years ago
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My Lyft driver and I just watched some dude almost slide into a street light and then reverse out of the situation so hard that he jumped a curb and knocked over a street sign.
posted 7 years ago
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I love that verse where Cardi B says she's the Trap Selena.
posted 7 years ago
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Really didn't expect to be troubleshooting my tattoo shop's HVAC system this morning.
posted 7 years ago
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Much love to @AmericanAir for keeping the connecting gate open to make our 5 minute layover work. We're headin home!
posted 7 years ago
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Not super thrilled about the odds of missing our connecting flight home tonight.
posted 7 years ago
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In the late 90s I was driving a 1963 Nova and my entire high school was obsessed with the word, queef ... My first internet screen name, on AIM, was: QUEEF63
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College football bowl games are turning into one of those shitty children's leagues where literally everyone gets a trophy.
posted 8 years ago
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