In the late 90s I was driving a 1963 Nova and my entire high school was obsessed with the word, queef ... My first internet screen name, on AIM, was: QUEEF63
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College football bowl games are turning into one of those shitty children's leagues where literally everyone gets a trophy.
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Also, tomorrow morning Kari and I are flying to Arizona. She is fast asleep and neither of us have packed yet. I am very proud.
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You cannot out-gift Kari Brooks. She is the most thoughtful woman in the universe.
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Sonos should be smart enough to identify the songs that I pipe through their system via vinyl. Catch up, dudes. It's almost 2018. t.co/9YgE7v6Zmv
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Ever since getting into more voice control of my home, I've been wanting to say things like, "ok car, shift" while driving around.
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Just used a urinal at my office that a decently gauged dick piercing barbell laying in it. 🤔
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If you've got an iPhone X, you should check out my buddy's innovative use of the facial recognition sensors. t.co/DuxP9GHt8X
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Just walked out to my car, parked at a nearly expired meter to find some stranger buying me more time because, "man, a ride this sick doesn't deserve a parking ticket" 🙏🙏🙏
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I was just debating doing a whole30 experiment, but then I read the whole30 rules and immediately changed my mind.
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