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• I kinda wish my morphsuit had pockets posted 8 years ago - reply

• Here's a quick time lapse of the mural @ChrisVanceArt painted in our home this week: youtu.be/doPSK_nl-lw. posted 8 years ago - reply

• I'm currently heading to a live rendition of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a gay bar. I've also never seen the movie... Feeling anxious posted 8 years ago - 18 comments

• Our landscapers just took out our internet with a shovel. My world is broken. posted 8 years ago - 7 comments

• Jesus... We should be watching the Blackhawks game instead. posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

• amazing honkeytonk posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• Fuck a cheater, man. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• I love watching Arietta pitch. posted 8 years ago - reply

• Finally got my dream tattoo. www.instagram.com/p/...mjc-j/ posted 8 years ago - reply

• Construction/landscaping industry standards: we're gonna say that we'll be there at 7am and then just not show up at all. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• These are the Cubs we remember. *sad trombone* posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• This is a boring home run derby. posted 8 years ago - reply

• I am not great at yoga. posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

• @abrudtkuhl ew posted 8 years ago - reply

• @WolvBlood At first I was appalled, but after I thought about it for a second I changed my stance and said, that actually sounds pretty awesome.. 🌮🧀🐔🇺🇸 posted 8 years ago - reply

• That goddamn Sasquatch posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• I think Justin Turner is an actual Sasquatch posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• jesuschrist posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• Some Chicagoan just yelled, "I'mma fuck you up!" and threw a water bottle at me like a grenade... I regret not acting like it blew me up. posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

• That was a fantastic game 5. posted 8 years ago - reply