Currently debating getting a life sized footprint tattoo of my buddy Kevin's adult man foot.
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Laying around feverin is not exactly what I had in mind for this week.
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The way the Des Moines area trick-or-treats still weirds me out.. kids walk around and tell jokes for candy... the day before Halloween.
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i got a cab ride from this dude in vegas last week: youtu.be/QTMoLZKnnGk ... he juggled, kept calling me jimmy, and was kind of a dick.
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Over 5 hours of baseball. 25 runs. That offense was unreal.
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TSA agents: inconsistently scared of the most random bullshit since 2001.
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Havin a retaining wall built on a hill in our back yard and the landscaper says, "it would've been cheaper to hire a lawn mowing service." 😑
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Dude: hey Steve.
Steve: what's goin on?
Dude: just another day.
Steve: you're right, it is another day.
- real locker room talk at the Y
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@DjEricForbes hey! you gave me a rad mixtape while DJing a few years ago in vegas. i'm coming back this week. are you spinning anywhere??
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"These are the things I wanna eat today: tater tots. pizza. cake." - Kari's wishes for our twelfth anniversary
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