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• @catsbikessatan Don't care posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• I really, really want to see the aquabats live. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• Watching the queers on the riverfront of Des Moines. Pretty rad. t.co/oW9iIwLNKm posted 8 years ago - reply

• Pro get fat tip: consume more calories than you burn posted 8 years ago - reply

• @emohtnahtan God speed posted 8 years ago - reply

• We are trying to jump start a Prius and hoping we don't die. Send prayers. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• However I kinda doubt the demand for whole house Air BnBs is high enough to cover the mortgage in Des Moines... posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• I've been debating buying a house in my neighborhood and Air BnBing it just so I can have more garage space nearby. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• @dylanr E30s and E46s are my favs posted 8 years ago - reply

• Great Plains pizza does not live up to the hype. I give it a solid "meh" posted 8 years ago - 11 comments

• #getfat2017 posted 8 years ago - reply

• Where do I find some good capris? posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

• The Arlo pro cams and hardware is really nice, but the software is shit... Par for the course in home automation and security land I guess. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• @catsbikessatan t.co/Hp4ci8h6Vf posted 8 years ago - reply

• "I didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed! I got WOKEN up on the wrong side of the bed! Let's be clear!" - kari, on her rough morning posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• Today on mommy tech support calls: Derek, I accidentally put the Harmony remote charging cable through the paper shredder. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• Nearly sold out stadium at the Iowa Cubs game... It's almost like a world series champion is down here or something. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• WHO DID THIS t.co/fxZeX0ucjl posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• I could really use an off button posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• #doucheprobs posted 8 years ago - reply