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Thank you, Lord, for giving us Billy Idol.
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8 years ago
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@
CLINT
🖕
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8 years ago
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I think the new Kendrick album is boring
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8 years ago
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Why are all google messaging apps so goddamn terrible?
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8 years ago
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Do all of the bartenders at @
ExileBrewingCo
have Batman tattoos?
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8 years ago
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This cashier straight did the sign of the cross as I walked up to his cash register... and I'm not really sure what to think about that.
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8 years ago
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#
killshit
t.co/ljn6GsgPYX
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8 years ago
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Just caught @
GarthBroox
with a half dozen recently slain baby bunnies in the back yard, haha. good boy/bad boy.
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8 years ago
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lately, my google pixel has been sporadically locking up to the point of needing a hard reboot...
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8 years ago
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Remember when Obama took away our guns?
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8 years ago
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This car without a heated steering wheel sucks
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8 years ago
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you know what a hatchet is, don't ya bug?
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8 years ago
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12:30am. Level 18. Dr Mario... What am I doing?
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8 years ago
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This is my hairstylist... and this tweet is about me.
t.co/tTnCi97rzS
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8 years ago
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Kari whispers louder than she talks
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8 years ago
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@
CLINT
@
Machine56
That was fast
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8 years ago
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Kodak Black sounds like South Park Mexican.
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8 years ago
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Kari and I just took a shot together. lol. I think maybe for the first time in a decade.
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8 years ago
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@
sdotrank
@
jayjayfeinman
@
catsbikessatan
AwwwwwWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEIT
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8 years ago
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What changes do I have to make in order to see less children on my internets?
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8 years ago
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