I am playing sand volleyball... because I am in a sand volleyball league. lol
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i hope it was a congratulatory, "you're having a baby!" prank by his weirdo friends, but ... man, haha.
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I just saw a truck with a back window that said, "MY MIRRORS PULL OUT BUT I DON'T" in the biggest possible letters ... wtf ... why????
posted 8 years ago
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Want sleep. Can't sleep. I have a very annoying brain.
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Working on my patio ceiling... A bird just flew out of the insulation and hit me in the head. Calling it a night.
posted 8 years ago
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I wish @ring doorbells offered backlight compensation and text to speech communication.
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The city of Des Moines has finally graced my deck worthy of existence.
posted 8 years ago
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Can sinuses explode? I think mine are about to explode.
posted 8 years ago
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@right65 Grab some wings, ribs, and a simple roll from Hy-Vee. Eat the sushi while you grill the wings n ribs
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We moved into our new house 1 year ago today. If you haven't come to visit us yet, plz do so soon!
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The city just failed our deck inspection for the 5th time ... because my bottom step is 1/8" too high. This is why people don't get permits.
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