I'm Minnesota there are a lot of dudes with fancy back pockets and a lot of girls with cold shoulders.
posted 8 years ago
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HOLY SHIT A LA CROIX GRENADE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE.
posted 8 years ago
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Nothin grinds my gears more than queueing up a rad album on the sonos and then realizing it's the censored version.
posted 8 years ago
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my house rn: yellow foundation, green siding, white trim, brown trim, puke colored brick, brown doors, black doors, white doors, black roof
posted 8 years ago
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It's snowing and dudes are re-roofing my house... which seems a bit fast and danger.
posted 8 years ago
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I'll hush up my mug
If you fill up my jug
With that good ol' Mountain Dew
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Queue up the song Mountain Dew by The Clancy Brothers to get a little taste of what happens in my head every morning.
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after over 10 months of dealing with our cabinet company replacing poorly stained, mismatched or banged up doors... we're finally done! 🙌
posted 8 years ago
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Finished up the broomball season by winning in double overtime to take 3rd place. Felt good, man.
posted 8 years ago
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Hey @WhirlpoolCorp, why do the dishwashers that you make now suck so much harder than the dishwashers you made 20 years ago?
posted 8 years ago
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I have not enjoyed an adult beverage in 8 days and I'm gonna change that right now.
posted 8 years ago
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In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have gotten that 750 calorie chocolate shake to go with my 750 calorie sandwich for lunch.
posted 8 years ago
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