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  • How does everyone feel about calling noodles, noods? posted 8 years ago - 20 comments

  • The VW GTI is a very fun car. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • I just ate a Yankee Clipper taco, because I am a Yankee and I love terrible tacos. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • I really hope the dudes siding my house like this new future album as much as I do right now. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • @CLINT and i think all the presidents. PS happy birthday. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • Problems with working from home: realizing it's a paid company holiday after working for a couple hours. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • @ejacqui a lot of people following the autoimmune protocol cut nightshades. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • @iowabrewer are those electric kettles? posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • The local, outdoor ice rink can keep ice in temps up to 50 degrees... It's currently 71, so tonight's broomball game should be interesting. posted 8 years ago - 8 comments

  • This summer, this is gonna be me. All over Des Moines. t.co/j3PfhIFbRQ posted 8 years ago - reply

  • I maybe shouldn't have agreed to have my shed knocked down and house resided the week after being sick as shit... So much stuff to move! posted 8 years ago - reply

  • @AndrewWK what about eating a taco pizza 🤔 posted 8 years ago - reply

  • I lost four pounds by not doing or eating a damn thing this week... but I am ready for a burger now. posted 8 years ago - 5 comments

  • Didn't have to completely bundle up to sleep last night. 🙌 I am on the mend. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Watching Trump's press conference. Mouth agape. How can anybody be so ... I can't even ... How did ... What the ... 😐🔫 posted 8 years ago - 10 comments

  • I am very excited about my doctor prescribing me with some codeine syrup so that I can ride around sipping it in my double cup this weekend. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • "and no smoochin! You're contagious" - this doctor posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

  • I should've brought headphones to this urgent care clinic. You should always bring headphones to an urgent care clinic. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am getting really tired of hanging out in my bed posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am really not a fan of being a sick boy. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments