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• That awkward moment when your phone autocorrects "catching a cold" with "catching a child" posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• 🤔 I think I'll listen to Dimmu Borgir this morning. posted 8 years ago - reply

• @sneakstar luckyyy posted 8 years ago - reply

• Look at this photo of a couple of my favorite bros. Just horsin around. t.co/YG5Qzkm21T posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• This is what gaming was like in the 90s. t.co/fYEGs0XI5c posted 8 years ago - reply

• How do people get over spending more on their house than they'll get back out of it? Plz help. posted 8 years ago - 22 comments

• I don't trust any man that doesn't sing to his pets while home alone. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

• @catsbikessatan @realDonaldTrump liars gonna lie posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• whenever there's a ton of unhealthy food in my house (like, leftover after a party) i always try to get rid of it all... by binge eating it. posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

• The only con I've found with living at the end of a dead end street is untimely city snow removal. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• The main reason I don't find value in regular doctor checkups is because this information is not given to me: www.wellnessfx.com/packages posted 8 years ago - 6 comments

• Betsy DeVos, lol. Jesus. Great job, America! posted 8 years ago - 8 comments

• Patriots claim "world champions" in a league confined to a single country... I will never understand this. posted 8 years ago - 10 comments

• The Patriots are my favorite football team posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• We are witnessing history right now! First big boy bowl overtime!!! posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

• The falcons are my favorite football team posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• People who leave events early to beat the traffic, why? Why do you do that? posted 8 years ago - 10 comments

• The sword handles on the Des Moines Buccaneers logo look like dicks. t.co/GhWBScJMjh posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

• Today: planned on riding bikes with friends. Overslept. Now, starting to build out some walls in my new shop. posted 8 years ago - 6 comments

• if you're licking, that's w balls posted 8 years ago - reply