Just heard the words "vegan straight edge friendsgiving." Get me out of Chicago.
posted 9 years ago
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iPhone to Pixel first Impressions: Notifications and rear fingerprint: more intuitive. Android/Google assistant: way smarter than iOS/siri.
posted 9 years ago
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Watching people's reactions to airport news stations reporting on Donald Trump really is a beautiful thing. Terrible poker faces.
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Chicago friends! I'm coming to hang out for a week. Let's kick it?
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Just finished our first broomball game of the season... and I am exactly as out of shape as I thought I was.
posted 9 years ago
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The worst part about having dark stained interior doors is: walking face first into them while attempting to navigate your house in the dark
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I just had a revelation while hangin out on my deck with Garth Brooks... my property is ripe for zip lines. 🤔😮🙌
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Just had an Uber driver show me his fake Uber surge app that he uses to con people out of more money. What a piece of shit.
posted 9 years ago
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"Your name's Laura!? Aw, that's beautiful!!! I feel like we would be really good friends!!" - this drunk girl right here
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After nearly a year of remodeling this house I finally got my first injury...Filleted the tip of my middle finger with a utility knife.
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For some reason Google Music suggested I listen to a Crazy Town album... I listened to it and now feel like strapping on some roller blades.
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