I've never gone to a grocery store and thought, you know what this place could use? Clothes... Bland, grocery store clothes. Come on, @HyVee
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My friend @brianholcomb asks a very important question... Will the headphone jack on the Google Pixel work with my lightning headphones?
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This weekend I played beer pong, but with water instead of beer. This is gonna sound weird, but it was so much better.
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"Dude, wanna go to an after hours party?" "No, thank you" ... is how I should've answered.
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This dude named Gay Derek just bought me a cocktail and told me that I'm wearing a pansy shirt
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Kari and I hit pretty big milestone today when she asked, "wanna go to Best Buy and look at TVs?" ... We didn't do it! ... but we're talkin
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Dude asks me what color my car is as I pull into the gas station. I say, "blue" ... and then got to watch immense rage sweep over his face.
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and why in the FUCK does Apple call it Settings on iOS and Preferences on macOS?
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Drive to office. Realize parking pass is in your other car. Go back and work from home. #brooxlyfe
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Listening to the new Weeknd - Starboy track and trying to pretend like I didn't just witness that "presidential" debate.
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