Microblog

  • Anyone else feel like the overall UX in iOS 10 is worse? I'm constantly mistapping and mis-swiping. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • I need a new pocket knife. What should I get? Has to be small. No bells. No whistles. posted 9 years ago - 35 comments

  • Spread ignorance posted 9 years ago - reply

  • It's been rad being back in Chicago for the past week or so, but I'm super stoked to get back to that @kbroox and my lil baby smurf car. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • I need to figure out a way to transplant some of these Chicago bars and restaurants to Des Moines. posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

  • A random girl just asked me if the B on my shirt stands for Cupcake Boy t.co/JaYEU8GEPX posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Pretty sure that I just ate the best burger that man has ever made posted 9 years ago - 10 comments

  • This is one of my proudest TV moments. t.co/NbJVA29qwm posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • If you're watching the Cubs/Cardinals game today, look for the only dude in the outfield wearing yellow. Bleachers. Left center. No knife. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Wrigley Field just took away my little baby pocket knife and then tried to shame me for even carrying a pocket knife. Rad. posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

  • Drinkin on a Chicago rooftop with Todd Makinster posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Setup new iPhone via iCloud backup. Enter email address + password. Phone says the password's incorrect for someone else's email address. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • This hotel I'm in smells like a new car posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • 2 years later, my wife gets the new iPhone 7 and it's asking her to sign in with [email protected] again. wtf. t.co/X8vCY0MBIU posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

  • The other night my friend Conor asked to take his first selfie, "Hey man! You wanna take a facial!? or a facie? What do they call that?" posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Saw Rob Zombie perform the Astrocreep album straight through tonight... and then I saw the original Misfits. So rad. So so rad. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • From brunch to Andrew WK to Chevy Metal (featuring Juliette Lewis and Dee Snider). Not a terrible way to kick this afternoon off. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • "I don't want Dunkin Donuts! That's so stupid!" - Kari's first fit of the day posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • "Til the sweat drip down my balls!" - all the ~35 year old girls scream on the wedding reception dance floor. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • OT Genesis - Cut It as the cake cutting song at this wedding, lol posted 9 years ago - reply