I'm the kinda guy who wakes up to the sound of a garbage truck coming, jumps outta bed and runs to put the trash outside barely clothed.
posted 9 years ago
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"Dude!!! I need help!!!", my buddy, Jeff screams as he frantically pushes buttons and holds out his hands full of tokens at the arcade.
posted 9 years ago
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I just walked into a Walgreens, grabbed a soda, and almost walked right back out the door without paying because I am an airhead.
posted 9 years ago
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When none of your evening projects go as planned, it's probably a good idea to just crack open some beers and clean your garage.
posted 9 years ago
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When your tax advisor says you owe half of what you set aside. 🙌💵🍾
posted 9 years ago
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6 comments