"Sorry, it looks like we're not in your area yet. In the meantime, why don't you browse our current cities?" - @Postmates calls my city lame
posted 9 years ago
- reply
8th coat of poly on the countertop. A coat of paint on the bathroom walls. Switches and plates installed... We're about ready for a party!
posted 9 years ago
-
2 comments
I would like to make my Amazon echo talk like and respond to: Eeyore. Plz help.
posted 9 years ago
-
1 comment
I guess, to be fair, I'd be pretty pissed if someone weed wacked my hole too.
posted 9 years ago
-
4 comments
Found Yellowjacket hole #2 in my yard. Dudes were pissed about me weed wackin their hole.
posted 9 years ago
-
2 comments
Just woke up and realized that Donald Trump is actually nominated to become the president of the United States. lololol. Holy shit.
posted 9 years ago
-
6 comments
Kari just told me that she wants to be a personal secretary, but in the 50s.
posted 9 years ago
-
5 comments
Whenever I listen to Gucci Mane songs I replace the word Gucci with Brooksy.
posted 9 years ago
-
2 comments
Just installed the fanciest thermostat I could find for my heated floor and it has T9 input. Happy to find that I can still T9 like the wind
posted 9 years ago
-
2 comments
Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president qz.com/743526 via @qz
posted 9 years ago
- reply
An old woman in our new neighborhood called the cops on me and my buddy last week for looking suspicious at the pool. Achievement: unlocked.
posted 9 years ago
-
23 comments
Do you guys ever mine for bitbuckets?
posted 9 years ago
- reply
The number of gulps you can safely take from a milk jug before getting brain freeze is five. Five gulps.
posted 9 years ago
-
2 comments
