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  • Just got word that my aquaberry blast BMW has landed on the east coast. Flight booked. Another road trip is in the works. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • Safety is my goal. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Started blaring the Tool - Ænima album this morning and am now unable to pry myself outta the house to drive to work. Sry, work. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • To whoever invented flat head screws: Why? Why did you do that? posted 9 years ago - 6 comments

  • If there's one thing I know, it's how to cut a good damned line of paint. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • I move, Mediacom sends me a final bill and never asks for my cable modem. I pay them and they report me to a collection agency for the modem posted 9 years ago - 12 comments

  • @iandees just buy the revolutionary Apple lightning/USB-C to 3.5mm dongle, silly. It's the best 3.5mm dongle they've ever made. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • "Finished: FAILURE" - fun times with integration testing. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Master bathroom sink: plumbed. Faucet: installed. Closet trim: hung, caulked and holes filled. Master suite: almost a real boy. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • What are people doing when they hold their iPhones in front of their face and talk to them like walkie talkies? posted 9 years ago - 15 comments

  • @lucky33 @CLINT "I don't even see the water... All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead." posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Came to the office to escape home construction and construction is happening at my office. *waht wah* posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Deep house music makes everything more productive. Including hanging pocket doors and trim. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • COE SUX posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • @kinsteronline I love pizza posted 9 years ago - reply

  • I just saw a beat up old police interceptor for sale with a big "one owner!" sticker in the windshield. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Snackin on some leftover pizza while I wait for the pizza delivery man to bring us a pizza. 🍕💪💀 posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • HOME: the land of no kids. T-1 hour until I jump in the pool. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • What does it mean when a girl calls a baby a little peanut? posted 9 years ago - 9 comments

  • Got up early and vacuumed out my GTI for the first time since we started this house remodel 7+ months ago... Felt good, man. posted 9 years ago - reply