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  • “Is that your bronco?” “Yea” “You got a girlfriend?” “Yea” “Well, hit me up when your single!” “lol, ok” posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Man, the twin cities are so damned cool. Every time I visit, I am more tempted to move north. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I just saw Beyoncé perform and holy shit. I did not expect to have the emotional reaction that I had during her opening tracks. That woman is the real deal. What an incredible show. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @harper Here's AI's translation compared to the actual scene. t.co/eZ1RBwE4G5 posted 1 year ago - reply

  • And a shooting star. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Sitting on a bluff overlooking the raccoon river at midnight. Haze over the cornfields on the horizon. Big Dipper above. The only sounds are the white noise from the stream, the crickets, frogs, and the occasional owl. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Just saw a dude with an ankle tracker walking a Harley down the sidewalk on MLK, lol. Seems legit. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I just spelled the word, “know” like “knogh” …I am flabbergasted by that typo. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • My Bronco has officially passed the 1,000 mile break-in. No more baby footin around for this guy. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • I just bought a Busch light. It fuckin sucks. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @jasonfzimmerman @8035 Tomorrow’s headliner? 😄 posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Well @8035 day 1 certainly didn’t disappoint. Ramona was fun as shit, Deerhoof was loud af, Tayls partied hard, Sudan Archives was v talented, and Ric Wilson sounded incredible. The highlight though, was seeing Maxilla Blue back on stage. I had forgotten how good those shows are. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Sometimes air travel feels like magic. Others times, it makes you wonder wtf you’re doing with your life. This 32 hour trip home from Boston was definitely the latter. Whew. Home. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Dear thunderstorms, instead of ruining all of my connecting flights, could you plz consider watering my lawn instead? Ok, thank you. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Sad boy fist bump posted 1 year ago - reply

  • It is seemingly impossible to book an @Uber from a hotel near the Boston airport. Uber overrides the pick up location to the airport ride sharing spot… Great job! posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @RIOzay No way, ho zay posted 1 year ago - reply

  • Welp, flight home got canceled after boarding. One more night in Boston. posted 1 year ago - reply

  • @harper @kbroox TIL tattooing was actually illegal in MA until 2001 posted 1 year ago - reply

  • There are TOO MANY people at the Boston Pops fireworks. posted 1 year ago - reply