This morning I stepped on my Withings scale and then quickly stepped off before it registered who I was cause I was unhappy with the results.
#FatBoyFall
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I really enjoy doing things that make my dog look at me like, “wtf”
posted 2 years ago
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Can you imagine listening to white/rob zombie without the volume cranked?
posted 2 years ago
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Kari just left for Denver.
Who wants to party?
Or play video games, blare awful music, wrestle, get dinner, or burn down my house or something.
posted 2 years ago
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Kari just came into my office, pointed a knife at me and said, “you’re not doing a very good job taking care of my needs. I need you to make me a drink!”
And then she said, “don’t tweet that!”
posted 2 years ago
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I just learned that McJagger’s name is not spelled like McJagger.
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The problem with wearing stretchy-ass, comfy diesel pants all the time is not having immediate feedback about how fat you’re getting.
Just tried to put on some raw denim jeans and died.
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This Andre 3000 album makes me wanna get a massage
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I am a very sleepy man with a very sleepy plan
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Thinking about the old Netscape Navigator web browser, and how people used to call it, “Nutscrape.”
What a time to be alive.
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Just realized that today is my 1-year anniversary of being employed again.
Free boi summer was such a tease.
I miss it, but learning and building and gettin paid is pretty cool too.
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Casinos are weird, depressing places, man.
posted 2 years ago
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Driving down gravel roads with some old buds and blaring enigma - return to innocence.
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i hope everyone had a nice chill local election day and makes the most of this holiday season... cause next year is gonna get gnarly af.
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Ah, the end of daylight savings… commence: depression season.
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