Microblog

  • The problem with wearing stretchy-ass, comfy diesel pants all the time is not having immediate feedback about how fat you’re getting. Just tried to put on some raw denim jeans and died. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • This Andre 3000 album makes me wanna get a massage posted 2 years ago - reply

  • @harper Finally mother fuckers! posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I am a very sleepy man with a very sleepy plan posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Thinking about the old Netscape Navigator web browser, and how people used to call it, “Nutscrape.” What a time to be alive. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Just realized that today is my 1-year anniversary of being employed again. Free boi summer was such a tease. I miss it, but learning and building and gettin paid is pretty cool too. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • @harper Is this a game of thrones tweet? posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Casinos are weird, depressing places, man. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Driving down gravel roads with some old buds and blaring enigma - return to innocence. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • i hope everyone had a nice chill local election day and makes the most of this holiday season... cause next year is gonna get gnarly af. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Ah, the end of daylight savings… commence: depression season. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • NUM BER ONE! NUM BER ONE! NUM BER ONE! twitter.com/MorningC...570582 posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I really wanna create a microblogging app that allows me to post a status update to threads... and then posts a TWEET that’s simply a link back to the threads post, hahah. I think this is the only reasonable way to use the twitter API as a consumer right now. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • God, my ADHD has been brutal lately. Focus on all the wrong things: ✅ posted 2 years ago - reply

  • @WEATHERxCALIPHA @hugogarciac11 Absolutely apple’s fault. They’ve always found ways to cash in on peripherals and services, but I still trust them more than an advertising company. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • @bpmilne Smokey D’s has been doing burnt end street tacos, and they are ridiculous good. t.co/fX2Tk3ZxyU posted 2 years ago - reply

  • … and i haven't felt a burn that deep in a very long time. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • i'm in a group chat, where i'm the sole iphone user amongst a handful of androids. i keep missing messages and having send failures; i assume because apple refuses to adopt RCS. so, i suggested we move to another service and one of them said, "get a phone that works." posted 2 years ago - reply

  • If you’re ever thinking about getting a dog… don’t. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I MISSED THE @CROCS COWBOY BOOT DROP posted 2 years ago - reply