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  • Things that are annoying: today posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Passing through the QC on i80 and want some pizza. Should I get Riverbend? Or does it suck now? posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

  • Headin home after a quick furniture shopping trip to Chicago... I ruled a bunch of stuff out. Kari ruled a bunch in... Sorta productive. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Just took a cab simply because I didn't want to answer the Uber pool bullshit. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • There's a dude near me who's wearing a shirt that says BUTT STUFF 2016 posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • Hey Chicago friends! Kari and I are in town for a couple nights. Let's hang out? posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • I did not expect home automation to look like this in 2016. t.co/kWKLbXCD8w posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • Politicians are disgusting. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Teslas would be cooler if they didn't all look like dad cars. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • God bless Chicago. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • After 15 swipes at this restaurant I think I've learned that square readers apparently do not work very well on headphone extensions. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Amazon has started showing me ads for nails... Nails. Just big ol ads with nails on them... I need to finish this damn house. posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

  • I just took a basketball jersey in to my tailor... because I am a douche. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • Lit up orange for Kari Brooks and everyone else fighting MS. t.co/iLcUF1Wrnc posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Want some hip hop? Want to chill out? Listen to the Raury - All We Need album. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Kari Brooks makes MS look like it ain't no thang. It is a thang. It's a big, unpredictable, debilitating thang. #MSAwarenessWeek posted 9 years ago - 4 comments

  • Drywall dudes are magicians. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • Just shredded the instruction manual that came with this new paper shredder. It was incredibly satisfying. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Kari just excitedly whisper yelled, "Yesssssssssssss!" in her sleep... with an impressive amount of emphasis on the S's. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • Tonight's shower plumbing episode was interrupted by a lost bat flying around, inside our new house. posted 9 years ago - 4 comments