Microblog

  • Kari borrows my car. Leaves me with a tank that is 5 miles from empty. Kewl. posted 9 years ago - 9 comments

  • Our first home went on the market this afternoon and we already have showings tonight... It is not at all ready for visitors, heh. Fun. posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • Remember when gifs were the stupidest thing on the Internet? posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Thought about trying to buy lollapalooza tickets for about 10 minutes... posted 9 years ago - reply

  • "you mess up the bip bip and have to hit the my bad" ... just some normal conversations going on at work today. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • I want a projector pointed at my ceiling from behind my bed's headboard and a split Bluetooth keyboard laying on each side of me right now. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • I wonder how many iPads I'll buy before I learn that I actually don't want an iPad. posted 9 years ago - 7 comments

  • @Arkmashton I love that posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Apple could just end this event right after announcing all the cool environmental/recycling stuff they're doing. Super rad. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Pro tip: never start a plumbing project after the hardware stores close. Even a simple project. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Kari bought me some deodorant. It smells like bubble gum... I smell like bubble gum. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Blaring deep house music. Drinkin a beer. Wiring our new kitchen. This is a great Saturday afternoon. posted 9 years ago - reply

  • @chrisemmitt man, you really can't see anything from there posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

  • What do you think the motivation is for someone to put a giant, "fat chicks can't jump" sticker on the back of their truck? posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

  • @tzsfo what is that sticker on the tower? I want one! posted 9 years ago - reply

  • Someone. Please. End. Mediacom. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • What it means to be a nerd according to some kids my wife mentors: have glasses, have braces, have acne, be white. lol posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • I would love to take a vacation, lock myself in our new house, build stuff, and not interact with another human for a week or four. posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

  • Just got asked to fill out "a bracket" at my chiropractor's office. March Madness is so weird. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

  • Check me out on Google Maps. goo.gl/maps/3rUs9Wnkcnw posted 9 years ago - 1 comment