Last night I ate garlic cheese bread flavored potato chips for dinner... I am a disgusting person.
posted 10 years ago
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What's worse after taking something apart and fixing it, having 1 screw too many or being shy 1 screw?
posted 10 years ago
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The least believable part of The Martian was when everyone left their homes without their phones to watch the news together in public.
posted 10 years ago
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There are about 600 Taylor Swift semis in Des Moines right now.
posted 10 years ago
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I didn't really realize how awesome and powerful "ok google" was until I switched to iOS. Siri is farrrr inferior. A novelty at best.
posted 10 years ago
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Financial advisors are awesome. I should've gotten one of these a long time ago.
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I'd love to watch this Cubs game, but I have no idea how. Why can't I just pay-per-view it? Isn't this the future?
posted 10 years ago
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No matter how many times I do it, putting a record on the turntable and having it stream through the whole house via Sonos feels magical.
posted 10 years ago
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Kari kidnapped me from work to go to Alpine Tap and celebrate her birthday. If you're in town, you should join us!
posted 10 years ago
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