I wanna be cruising around on my skateboard.
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Wake up to wife screaming bloody murder outside and frantically trying to unlock the door to get back in... There is a possum in our garage.
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An old dude just pulled up beside me with his windows down, whipped out a harmonica and just started JAMMING at this stop light.
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Who goes to the same pizza place twice within 10 hours?
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Take uber home after partying like a responsible adult... Realize you left your car parked in a tow zone the next morning. Classic.
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If DJ Eight Ten plays a party, and you don't go to it, you're a dummy.
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Just ordered an intake for my car in which the most common complaint is, "it makes your car sound like Darth Vader" ... can't wait!
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Sometimes I try to find something useful on the internet until my eyes start burning and I go to bed.
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just biked to @FightingBurrito and was looking at my phone while walking in and slammed, helmet first into the glass wall next to the door.
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Been itching to bust out my old soap shoes. Anyone wanna go slide on some things with me??? I have shoes (sizes 6-14) that you can borrow!
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