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• The only way to drink milk is directly out of the milk jug... followed by a big ol sigh of relief. posted 10 years ago - 5 comments

• Goal for the week: consume less of everything. posted 10 years ago - 6 comments

• We are grilling way too much food. Come help us eat it. posted 10 years ago - reply

• New parents are the worst. posted 10 years ago - 3 comments

• @ejacqui @CLINT Shoulda came up 35 and grilled out with us in DM this afternoon. Good veggies here. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• Find house we want to buy. Call Realtor. Find out it just sold. Repeat. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• When you spend every night of your holiday weekend thinking/dreaming about work... posted 10 years ago - 2 comments

• PAPUSA OVERLOAD posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• Why don't movie theaters have restrooms in the back with 1 way windows? posted 10 years ago - 8 comments

• I have never seen a terminator movie. posted 10 years ago - 2 comments

• Des Moines is a pretty cool place. posted 10 years ago - reply

• I shop at @HyVee for the soakin wet produce posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• @KLEVERSWORLD you murdered it last night, man! glad you got to check out zombie burger. posted 10 years ago - reply

• If you wear a watch, you are a dork. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• OH "How many dads does he have?" posted 10 years ago - reply

• "Yo! Is your Snapchat workin?" posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• Come see @Yelawolf in Des Moines with @kbroox and I tonight... Seriously. Do it. posted 10 years ago - 6 comments

• Dusting off my XPATH skills with @tolar and thinking about 2005. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Why does Advil taste so AWESOME posted 10 years ago - reply

• @aaronsalmon yes posted 10 years ago - reply