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imagine how lame and quirky all weed themed hip hop is gonna sound if marijuana is completely legalized
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Stupid things adults do: clean houses before parties.
posted 10 years ago
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You just don't see enough corn row, fu manchu combos these days... Thanks for the inspiration, @murs ... New hairdo coming soon.
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Tech N9ne draws a hilarious crowd.
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Seems like a good night to see a hip hop show... Tech N9ne and Murs.
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I just attempted to plug my headphone jack into my ear hole... airhead lyfe.
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Every time I mess up my back, I think, "I should do yoga" and then proceed to not ever do yoga.
posted 10 years ago
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Realizing you don't have the keys to your car as you're walking out the door to a doctor's appointment = forced cardio.
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If you didn't already know... Kari Brooks is an ultimate fighter.
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"Turkey? Gross! I don't want the bird flu, and plus... turkey smells like farts" - Kari... not wanting turkey
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Things in my immediate future: mow lawn, drink a beer in the shower, go to an i-cubs game.
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Whew. Just finished my first 30+ mi bike ride of the year... Not sure the ol grundle was quite ready.
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"When people see babies and they say their ovaries hurt... That's what happens to me when I see puppies!" - my wife
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el bait shop just added 60 new taps... and now has ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY beers on tap.
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Just got out my incredibly dusty jack, stands, and creeper to install a hitch on our SUV... Its been way too long since I've worked on a car
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