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• @Arkmashton oy. posted 10 years ago - reply

• PSA: muscle relaxers are serous business... I'm not even sure if I can unrelax myself outta this bed. posted 10 years ago - reply

• I need DatPiff support on Sonos. NEED posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• This new @Yelawolf album is so unexpected. I can't stop listening to it... posted 10 years ago - reply

• Sitting in this dentist chair is the most relaxed I've felt all week. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• STRETCH ARMSTRONGED posted 10 years ago - reply

• Just changed an incandescent lightbulb that still had ceiling texture on it from when my house was built in 99... wtf. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Listen to Lyrics Born and nod your head. posted 10 years ago - reply

• I need another Sunday. posted 10 years ago - reply

• Someone apparently backed right into the side of my car, creased the door and the front fender and then drove off... rad. posted 10 years ago - 14 comments

• Watching @kbroox get tattoos... Getting super jealous. posted 10 years ago - reply

• I wanna give a serious wedgie to every dude who wears jeans with fancy back pockets. posted 10 years ago - 3 comments

• Put the sonos speakers outside and my buddies start blarin NWA for my suburban neighbors. posted 10 years ago - 3 comments

• 1.5 years ago @kbroox woke up and literally could not walk... Today, some of her best friends and I walk with this ultimate fighter. #BeatMS posted 10 years ago - reply

• @tzsfo @RogueAles that is quite a name posted 10 years ago - reply

• Now on tap in my house: @FiretruckerBrew t.co/Zh0kfHTIb4 posted 10 years ago - reply

• Every time I wear a shirt, I think, "why am I wearing a shirt?" posted 10 years ago - 3 comments

• I wish the buttons on my keyboard beeped like the buttons on my microwave. posted 10 years ago - 1 comment

• My gf and I are barely sane when we are hungry. posted 10 years ago - 2 comments

• Normal meetings are absolutely brutal after you get used to holacracy/tactical meetings. posted 10 years ago - reply