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  • SALADS ARE EASIER TO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I dunno about golang, man. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • When impacted by something that we don’t fully understand, it’s important to express our ignorance by oversimplifying the issue on social media. posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • Homeownership is dumb posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • Why have we still not accepted that tactile buttons are easier and safer than touch screens in vehicles? posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Well, that was a nice little holiday break. Time to get back to work tho. I’m weirdly excited for routine and healthier living. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • A few stats from 2022: derek.broox.com/in/2022 posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Spontaneous trip to the Quad cities to ride bikes and drink beers with buds? OK posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • I dropped my credit card through that little slot next to my e-brake in my Jeep. lolcry. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • It’s 40 degrees and everyone’s in shorts and t-shirts. Myself included. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I went to suburbia today and noticed that it had way more hustle and bustle than my chill city neighborhood. Everything felt backwards. The chaotic life was outside the city while the chill was at home. I almost questioned whether I was in the right place. Gross. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • I also wore contacts tonight, ran into many friends, and despite everything else being on brand, no one recognized me 🙃 posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Y’all should’ve seen how cute @kbroox looked tonight posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Yo, why in the shit do SiriusXM hip hop DJs always tell us what time it is on the coasts? posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • @fablednet t.co/KT5f4ToqaC posted 2 years ago - reply

  • My body is ready.. for the holiday season of gluttony to be over. posted 2 years ago - 2 comments

  • Spent all day building a Back to the Future Delorean Lego set and it. was. awesome. So yeah, Merry Christmas or whatever. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • Kari and I are over here doing Christmas and giving each other the exact same gifts, lol. posted 2 years ago - reply

  • The temperature is above 0 babayyyyy posted 2 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am very excited that the holidays are almost over. posted 2 years ago - reply