I’m at this drag brunch and a drag queen just crammed a dollar down my shirt. Feeling very sexy rn.
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I wish I could teleport from this hotel bed to my home bed.
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Venmo rented out the house of blues for their holiday party and I just crashed it.
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I just came here to say that I care a lot about what rich people are doing. I’m so happy that we have this outlet to talk about the rich.
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I love winter driving in downtown Chicago, lol. No lanes. No rules. Free for all.
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Hey, do you guys ever post selfies? I’ve been thinking about posting a selfie.
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@harper I have a tab open for this coat I was gonna buy last winter. Thinking about buying it this winter.
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Man, it makes incredibly happy to see the marriages of our gay friends and family being protected.
We should do more good for our neighbors. It feels great.
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I started talking to a dealer about ordering a new bronco today…
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Remember when Trump convinced Herschel Walker to move to Georgia to run for Senate?
Heh. I wonder if he’s gonna stick around.
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I miss the excitement of CD drops.
Going to the store and finding that anticipated album on the shelf… Buying it as swiftly as possible and then flipping through the album booklet, appreciating the art, and listening to the whole thing front to back for the first time…
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4 checking accounts, 5 savings accounts, 4 crypto wallets, 4 investment accounts, 4 IRAs, 2 401ks, a 403b, and a pension.
i feel like i need to do some consolidation here...
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“You’re healthy. Try to stay that way.”
- a raving review from my doctor after a physical
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“The milk from those curds was still in the cow on Monday”
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I think I drank too many energy drinks.
I haven’t clubbed in awhile.
I hope I feel like sleeping at some point in the future.
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