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My poor, poor fingernails. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments
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Just hangin with my buddy @kunalbhat at @wearemodest www.flickr.com/photo...72106/ posted 11 years ago - 8 comments
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Sleeping is way nicer when it doesn't feel like there's a squirrel tail between your neck and pillow. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment
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@broox Mine shuts off quickly but then usually turns back on a few hours after I fall asleep. posted 11 years ago - reply
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Dear brain, please shut off tonight. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments
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wtf do squirrels have to do with shipping things? posted 11 years ago - 1 comment
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Two random dudes just asked me to knock out a third random dude... and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't at all tempting. posted 11 years ago - reply
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I am about to get my mullhawk tail removed. posted 11 years ago - 10 comments
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There will not be enough hours in this week. posted 11 years ago - reply
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Just spent an afternoon looking at houses. It's got me all excited. and anxious. posted 11 years ago - 6 comments
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Dang. It is beautiful out. posted 11 years ago - 2 comments
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It's martini time! posted 11 years ago - reply
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Are Realtors still relevant? posted 11 years ago - 1 comment
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Pro tip: prepare a sweet potato like a baked potato... and eat it! posted 11 years ago - reply
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pound sign grill time posted 11 years ago - 2 comments
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@aaronsalmon glad you got that plant with you to help keep the air nice and fresh in that uhaul cab. posted 11 years ago - reply
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GETTIN PAID, STILL RIDIN NO SHIRT posted 11 years ago - 1 comment
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I regret not doing that 17 mile, river valley bike ride home in the dark last night. posted 11 years ago - reply
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OH: he looks like a whammy posted 11 years ago - reply
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I wish you could long-press elevator buttons to cancel them. posted 11 years ago - 8 comments