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• "Why are you awake?" - kari's version of, good morning. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Grimes is awesome. Listen to Grimes. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• @ejacqui it's usually worse, actually. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Riding bikes. Drinking beer. www.flickr.com/photo...06880/ posted 11 years ago - reply

• Every time I walk up a broken escalator I get vertigo. wtf posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• What kind of publisher publishes articles that don't have any visible timestamp on them? Come on. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• Learning about Brooke Candy. Whoa. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Just put a shirt on for the first time in a couple days... It feels weird. and itchy. posted 11 years ago - 4 comments

• BREAKING: my birthday is in 2 weeks posted 11 years ago - reply

• Thanks for sending me this fake, invitation only "black card," VISA. lol... Me and Kanye West. Rocking black cards. posted 11 years ago - reply

• git init *cracks knuckles* sprint posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• I saw a lot of family and friends this weekend. It was great. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Teenagers running around screaming with their awful changing voices while another neighbor screams at his kid in the street. Home Sweet Home posted 11 years ago - 2 comments

• Unexpectedly hanging out with @typeis4lovers in Geneseo, IL. posted 11 years ago - reply

• My wife just told me that she thinks she needs a password manager... This is a very exciting time for us. posted 11 years ago - reply

• Garth Brooks is not a fan of automatic car washes posted 11 years ago - reply

• I just took a shot out of a dude's belly button. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• 7-14-21. posted 11 years ago - 3 comments

• I really do love that Air BnB rebranded to a nutbag. posted 11 years ago - 1 comment

• "I don't think I've ever had 16 eggs in one sitting before..." posted 11 years ago - reply