I think I drank too many energy drinks.
I haven’t clubbed in awhile.
I hope I feel like sleeping at some point in the future.
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Yo, I’m at this EDM club and my larynx is vibrating.
I love it.
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My father-in-law recently said, “The metaverse sounds like something that would be really, really cool if I was in a coma.” …and I think that’s just about perfect.
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Merged my first code at the new job today. Feels good, man.
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Imagining how much less annoying Iowa would be if we lost the caucus.
We don’t deserve it anyway. We’re not representative of the country.
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4 years of long hair and I still haven’t figured out how to wear my hood up properly.
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@arkmashton If I were to be any animal, it would probably be a squirrel. Those lil dudes are just always running around like ninjas and havin a blast.
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Why do webcam makers think that they need to put mics on their hardware? We don’t want them.
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I am completely helpless against the draw of cold pizza that exists in my fridge
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Kanye’s Facts song is a lot funnier now
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I think the only things that I’ve had longer than my Twitter account are my marriage and broox.com
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