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• This cashier just upsold herself on the amount of change she owed me. Wut? posted 12 years ago - reply

• Today's apparently my 4-year foursquare anniversary... and, Pepto-Bismol! www.flickr.com/short...Pes4tR posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Keggin homebrew for the holidays! posted 12 years ago - 4 comments

• You should definitely be listening to this funk/soul/disco Christmas mix by @djexcel soundcloud.com/excel...as-mix posted 12 years ago - reply

• Pinched nerve + raw, freshly tattooed side and back = sleep like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit posted 12 years ago - 6 comments

• Tattoo time. posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• Hobby: trying to broadside drivers who run red arrows. posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• body massage posted 12 years ago - 4 comments

• Playing Broomball with a pinched nerve may not have been the best idea... Oy. posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• Home after a great weekend with friends and coworkers I'm Chicago. I need to visit more. posted 12 years ago - 3 comments

• That was the most refreshing Chicago club experience I've had in years! posted 12 years ago - 1 comment

• Looking at new Chicago. posted 12 years ago - reply

• Slammin a dewsk in the shower. OH YEAH. posted 12 years ago - 2 comments

• I love when @Simplify sends me a notification about my tab before my server hands me my bill. posted 12 years ago - reply

• I love it when my butt's inside you, Chicago. posted 12 years ago - reply

• Chicago bound. posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• Talking to your dog like it's a human... Classic. posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• Wait, you could block people on Twitter? posted 12 years ago - 5 comments

• @leozh yea posted 12 years ago - reply

• @ejacqui you don't want to see my bar streak. posted 12 years ago - reply